Nappie. Binkie. Boo-boo. (Boo-boo as in replacement of poop) Words I will never use when I have a baby of my own.
These words make me cringe when I hear someone say them. Who invented this? Is it because they're babies it's ok to talk like that? I haven't understood the relation of these words to what they are.
It's a diaper not a nappie. A nappie is what you take in the afternoon. Your hair can get nappie. You don't wear a nappie. It's a fucking diaper so say diaper damnit.
Binkie. Pacifier. What the hell is a binkie? Does it light up and blink? How does the letter P turn into a B? If anything is a nickname for pacifier it'd be pacy pronounced pass-eee. Has in pacy the baby a pacy so it shuts up.
Boo-Boo. A boo-boo is not poo-poo. A boo-boo is when you scrape your knee. If you call your child's poop boo-boo good luck potty training them because everytime they poop they'll think they had a accident because a boo-boo is a accident not a bodily function damnit!!!
I'm sure there are more baby related words out there I won't like so time will tell.
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